Drunk Shenanigans

[xp_wolverine]

Lots of drunken debauchery going on recently.

Good way to blow off steam but, you know, some of us can't get drunk. Healing factors suck that way.

Would you medical types look into fixing that?

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I think it's a conspiracy. The people who make liquor are somehow funneling money into other areas of science because they don't want to lose the revenue streams we create by buying as much alcohol as we do.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's time we put our...skills to use finding out and doing something that benefits us for once.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I thought we were working on this already.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but wasn't sure how common knowledge we wanted that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well, not all common, obviously. What were you talking about, benefiting us looking all surly and like you were gonna poke somebody's eye out with those claws of yours?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Having a talking to with those beer breweries about upping the alcohol content or something so we aren't paying an arm and a leg all the time.

Mostly joking though.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

There's a beer that's 25% alcohol we should try and get our hand on. But Kyle did an everclear pineapple this past weekend, might be worth seeing how many of those we could eat.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

25% might do something.

He feel anything? Or was it just sweet and burn?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

He said it was like an hour but then he got sick cause he ate chocolate. We wouldn't have that problem, obviously.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Sounds like we have a date with pineapples and everclear.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll get the pineapples, you get the everclear.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Done.