Drunk Shenanigans

[xp_wolverine]

Lots of drunken debauchery going on recently.

Good way to blow off steam but, you know, some of us can't get drunk. Healing factors suck that way.

Would you medical types look into fixing that?

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[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

You're just not trying hard enough, Old Man.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

There's not trying hard enough and having to bring several kegs just to get a buzz.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Word, good sir.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

You'd think someone would've solved this by now.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I think it's a conspiracy. The people who make liquor are somehow funneling money into other areas of science because they don't want to lose the revenue streams we create by buying as much alcohol as we do.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's time we put our...skills to use finding out and doing something that benefits us for once.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I thought we were working on this already.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but wasn't sure how common knowledge we wanted that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well, not all common, obviously. What were you talking about, benefiting us looking all surly and like you were gonna poke somebody's eye out with those claws of yours?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Having a talking to with those beer breweries about upping the alcohol content or something so we aren't paying an arm and a leg all the time.

Mostly joking though.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

There's a beer that's 25% alcohol we should try and get our hand on. But Kyle did an everclear pineapple this past weekend, might be worth seeing how many of those we could eat.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

25% might do something.

He feel anything? Or was it just sweet and burn?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

He said it was like an hour but then he got sick cause he ate chocolate. We wouldn't have that problem, obviously.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Sounds like we have a date with pineapples and everclear.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll get the pineapples, you get the everclear.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Done.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

It would definitely be an interesting experiment.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Surprised you medical types haven't done it before now.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

We're generally occupied with our regular doctoring duties, sadly. Experimentation turns into more of a hobby when you're doing back to back shifts in the ER and the surgical ward.

Though the results could prove promising when it comes to other areas with those who possess rapid cell regeneration, such as sedation and pain management.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

I can see the problem there.

Yup, not everyone's lucky enough not to feel themselves healing.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

And this is also why I worship at the altar of Our Lady of Caffeinated Beverages.

Yeah, the nerve endings are still active.

Well, I'm open to a little side project if you are. :) Might take awhile, though, but these experiments usually do.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Why not? I got a few things on the go right now but hit me up after and let's see what we can figure out.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I don't have a healing factor, but I can't get drunk either. Believe me, I tried to drink the Asgard mead and nothing. I am still trying to figure out what it exactly but I do think my powers have evolved.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Asgard mead sounds like it should clear the table with the stuff we got here. Doesn't sound promising if your powers changing makes it useless.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Typically I would say it would. I've seen gods get drunk on the stuff. It taste sweet but it does have a strong kick to it.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

I so much as look at a glass and I get drunk. How about we go out and you can drink for me?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

You offering to buy?

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

Maybe the first couple. Not the whole bar.