Woods

[xp_wolverine]

Alright, so which one of you has been tromping in the woods and making a big mess? Not to mention stinking up the place too.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Giant ass footprints showed up in the woods. There's a stench lingering around them too.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What, like actual Bigfoot scent? Yeti or Sasquatch? I can meet you downstairs in five with Bea and we can go looking.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

You think I've encountered either one before?

Sounds like a plan.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I dunno, what's it smell like?

I'm definitely gonna need pants for this.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Combo of bear and weirdness.

Didn't need to know that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, bear. I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

How big are the footprints?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

About two feet long and a foot wide.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So either somebody's playing a really elaborate prank on us, there's a mutant in the woods we didn't know about, or there's some kind of dimensional portal that's opened from the world of giant furries...

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I think it's Sue. She mentioned making forcefield footprints in her other thread.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Huh, that's something new. Didn't think her powers could do that.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I smell it, but uh....didn't find the prints.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Hope the stench clears out some time soon. Makes going out there suck right now.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I wanna see the prints.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Meet you downstairs in ten and I'll take you out to them.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

where did I leave my shoes?!

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Weird bear -- sounds like it came from AXE body spray's reject line.

90% of the time, it works every time.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

What's it doing wandering around here then? It could've picked a better place than here to harass people.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was lonely? The holidays are hard for everyone.

Even Bigfeet need love.Sasquatchi. Yetis. Whatever.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

And it'd find the right kind of company here?

Probably just attracted to all the crazy we keep here.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that we're all the right kinda crazy here.

Especially me. I'm juuuuuuust right the way I am.

You on the other hand...

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Crazy enough to let me keep coming back anyway.

Don't think I'd do too well in those other places. Strait-jackets just aren't my thing.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

OMG did you just make a joke?!

Best Christmas present ever :D