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[xp_wolverine]

Got the strangest text from a kid last night.

Gave him an earful about a lot of things. Maybe it'll make him less...whatever he is.

Now, which one of you gave my number out?

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Which kid? Also, did you lecture him about the evils of alcohol and violence? Please tell you you lectured him about that. I will laugh so hard, you have no idea, you'll probably hear me from wherever you are on the grounds.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Wasn't one of our kids. Was some cocky teenager wanting to hook up.

Couldn't make myself a hypocrite going and doing that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait, check your phone - did somebody install Grindr?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Please say yes.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Why do I have a feeling this is something I don't want happening?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Not explaining this to you. Sorry, bub.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

What in the hell is Grindr?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

It's this app that lets you know when there's someone in your area who's looking to hook up. Got a lot of press because it basically doesn't care that it promotes meaningless sex with total strangers just because they're within ten meters of you.

Which, for all those young minds who might read this, is bad. Sex is a beautiful thing that should be done with someone you care about (or have at least known for more than 24 hours) and you should always use protection because no one likes STDs.