Feb. 20th, 2014 11:16 am
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Got the strangest text from a kid last night.

Gave him an earful about a lot of things. Maybe it'll make him less...whatever he is.

Now, which one of you gave my number out?

Date: 2014-02-20 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Which kid? Also, did you lecture him about the evils of alcohol and violence? Please tell you you lectured him about that. I will laugh so hard, you have no idea, you'll probably hear me from wherever you are on the grounds.

Date: 2014-02-20 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wasn't one of our kids. Was some cocky teenager wanting to hook up.

Couldn't make myself a hypocrite going and doing that.

Date: 2014-02-20 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wait, check your phone - did somebody install Grindr?

Date: 2014-02-21 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Why do I have a feeling this is something I don't want happening?

Date: 2014-02-21 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Not explaining this to you. Sorry, bub.

Date: 2014-02-21 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What in the hell is Grindr?

Date: 2014-02-21 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's this app that lets you know when there's someone in your area who's looking to hook up. Got a lot of press because it basically doesn't care that it promotes meaningless sex with total strangers just because they're within ten meters of you.

Which, for all those young minds who might read this, is bad. Sex is a beautiful thing that should be done with someone you care about (or have at least known for more than 24 hours) and you should always use protection because no one likes STDs.

Date: 2014-02-21 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wait, wait. I'll be right back. I need some popcorn and glass of wine (it's classy in some areas).

Also, I hope you let him down gently. He had no idea it wasn't you who initiated the encounter.

Date: 2014-02-21 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Think you missed out on the fireworks, Red.

He should've known better than to be a creep.

Date: 2014-02-21 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Damn, I'm crestfallen. I'm incredibly bored right now and the medlab is dead. Also, to all those reading...I am not asking anyone to come in with a horrible injury. No. Bad.

He was a creep? Well, I suppose that makes things a little different.

Date: 2014-02-21 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
There's always concocting new tests to run on me.

Just over the top and odd.

Date: 2014-02-21 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You realize you're saying that to a doctor? She with the sharp, pointy needles?

You didn't rough him up, did you?

Date: 2014-02-21 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What else is a healing factor for?

No. He got a lecture over the phone.

Date: 2014-02-21 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
A man who finds himself in dangerous situations.

Good. I know the main er attending and having to explain that one would not have won us any friends.
Edited Date: 2014-02-21 04:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-02-21 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, I like that one.

Date: 2014-02-21 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Nothing else to see here.

Date: 2014-02-21 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Is that what you told that kid to let him down easy?

Date: 2014-02-22 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You could say that. The air was also let out of his ego.

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