New Year

[xp_wolverine]

So I seem to be back for the next little while.

Ya got anything to say to me, let's get all the yellin' and shoutin' out of the way first, huh?

Ya know where to find me.

Comments

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Kid, the dark secrets you got ain't as dark as you make 'em out to be.

Were-badger.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Pfft, dude I know my dark secrets are like, that grey color you get when you wash one black sock with your white t-shirts.

Yeah, yeah, even a man who is pure in heart and watches Adventure Time with his girlfriend can turn into a giant badger when the moon is full.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Very light grey, barely off white.

Good of you to accept yourself for what you are.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Which is just the way I like it.

.. the grey thing not the were-badger thing. I could live without the actual thing that isn't the were-badger thing, because lets be honest, it's embarassing. Why couldn't get something like "cat" or "turtle" or "large weasel of death".

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Better you than me.

Think we'll all just call you were-badger from now on. You can have that as a fallback 'stead of the other thing.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So, dark secrets like what you say when you talk in your sleep? Or dark secrets like 'I forgot that time I joined the Brotherhood, but Sabertooth appears to have put my e-mail on the 'We hate the X-men' google group.'

You know...I wonder if the Brotherhood has a Tumblr. I'm kinda reluctant to go look.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dark secrets like "I snore unless I sleep in a hammock, I swear a lot, I mean like a fucking lot, I mean like so fucking much, I sometimes don't cook my food before I eat it, and I have this really wicked love of hitting people in the face a lot, especially when I know they'll get better from it."

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Kyle, I'm not sure how to tell you this but...I think the Wiggles just called, they want their dark secrets back. Although, it could have been Barney, dinosaurs are excellent mimics.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Pot, kettle.
(fuck Barney, he encourages some serious anti-acceptance messages that I am TOTES not comfortable with)

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

But what if I want to be the pot?

I just remember Barney as the thing that made me hide behind the couch and cry whenever he was on TV. Mom says I was a strange child.

Now, if I need to go to creepy weirdo kids shows these days 'In the night garden' is seriously the place to be.